This server is unable to process your request at this time because the so-called graphical 'Operating system' has once again crashed.

• Try again later. If the problem persists, contact your system administrator. He will tell you that the problem could have been fixed hours ago if it wasn't for all you stupid users asking silly questions.
• Call the helpdesk. They will put you on hold and entertain you with some nice smooth jazz-music.
• Contact the software vendor. It's reassuring to hear that a new version which will fix all problems is about to be released 'real soon now'.
• Don't panic. All important data has, is, and always will be processed by mainframes running COBOL-programs. This web-thingie is just a fad.

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